This Just In: My First Blog Award!

Pass the fried squirrel, maw. We're a-gonna celebrate. I've just been named Angry Hillbilly of the Week by a pay-to-show gallery whose overtures I declined. Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up..3.16 update: In case they take the post down (again), click here; I pasted the content into a separate post. If you haven't read it yet, please do. It cleared my sinuses, and it might do the same