10 Reasons Why Watch Tagalog Movies at Pinoy Movie Express?

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With about 3,730,000 results on the keyword "Tagalog Movies" on Google, we hasn't been on the top nor have we been into the front page.For several reasons, we are not well indexed and for two months now have been receiving ban notifications from our advertisers.But that's not your problem and that's not what I'm going to talk about here.

This is with regards to an advertising policy that I am required to write about something related to my sites content.So what are the reasons to why you should watch tagalog movies at pinoy movie express?

1. While it is prohibited to pirate copyrighted materials we were able to deliver you these pinoy movies online, without even violating any copyright laws. Why is that? Personally, we live up and this site started to be just a site sharing video files uploaded randomly by users on chat,forums and even other sites of the same type. Therefore, we take no claim for uploading any of the videos here. It's the same as sharing a video of a full-length movie on facebook and nothing more!

2. Pinoy Movie Express has a trusted name - yes! despite the very fact that we have been receiving left handed comments and rants.We remained cool and patient! Patience is truly a virtue and just like in the movie Petrang Kabayo it took us a lot of time and effort just to share to you the video link.Since the video was encrypted and have gone through a lot of privatization so as it will be exclusive on a particular site we don't want to mention. (Ang damot nila!)

3. Most of our movies are of high quality - we are not responsible of why these HQ videos had leaked though but we assure you that we didn't failed to ask permission from the uploader to distribute the film through sharing it on this blogsite. You can watch up to 30 movies in High Quality, unlike some other sites who sucks in providing hq movies.

4. We have a user-friendly theme - I know how the site looked plain with the colors black,white and different shadows of blue.But I think, on a personal viewpoint that it looked cool than before.Yes we do have a user friendly theme - we are though currently working on the homepage since we have to input some codes manually to make the theme load fast.As of now you can access great movies through browsing them via categories/genres and search feature on the sidebar.We will soon provide links on HQ movies on the homepage so be sure to bookmark our site always.The trailer on the homepage will be replaced with a full movie as well.


5. We TEASE! - Yes, we have been delivering the best out of every upcoming movies - the trailer.Even old trailers - we publish a trailer as soon as we have a copy of the movie in our hands.


6. We talk - We are approachable enough to please use the contact page/comments or the chatbox to ask and we will respond asap!


7. We existed for 1 year already - we never really celebrated our anniversary here since we almost planned to provide and upload a movie but with the fear of getting sued.Haha! We opted to just forget about the blogoversary and head over with what we usually do.

8. We are being spied - I don't know why but I always have this feeling that other sites had been raising a brow on us because we always get what they have. Not that we steal but for as long as they will be able to provide something online - we will go through lots and lots of challenge and efforts just to give you want you want.Haha!

9. We receive the best comments - It's working! Thanks! Thank you! in as much as I wanted to paste these kind of comments from disqus I find it tiresome. :p Sorry and thank you for all the overwhelming comments we're not even expecting of.Thank you even though we do not deserve them because after all, we do not own nor we have uploaded the movies on this blog.

10. Unlike any pinoy movie website that offers free tagalog movies online - we inform! We don't just sit and copy official synopsis, news and infos about movie. We research, share, rephrase, learn, talk, inform, comment and write about pinoy movies.


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Where can I Watch Tagalog movies Free?

So do you want to watch tagalog movies online? Pinoymoviexpress.net is the only website to offer free tagalog movies online.Watch pinoy movies online now!
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With more and more watch movies online websites taking advantage of internet a moviegoer will probably ask himself "Where can i watch movies absolutely free?" I've been searching for more likely 2 hours seeking for movie sites/blogs that offers absolutely free movies and now I'm sick of it.


If you came here by chance asking the question "Where can Watch tagalog movies absolutely free?"Then you're on the best watch movie blog that caters absolutely free tagalog movies online.Just don't expect we have the movies you want to watch because we update daily and our blog is still fresh from it's existence.

 Enjoy Absolutely free movies at Pinoymoviexpress.net or you may click one of the links around.We will update this post and try to provide you links on websites that will stop you from asking "Where can Watch movies absolutely free"?Subscribe now for the movie guide!

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Watch Pinoy Movies Online

So do you really want to WATCH PINOY MOVIES ONLINE? If so, you might have gotten here because you wanted to watch pinoy movies online.Well, Pinoymoviexpress.net as you might not know it has been existing for almost a year already, SHARING absolutely free tagalog movies that has been leaking on the internet.
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If there is any blog where you can watch free pinoy movies online it can only be at Pinoy Movie Express.Hop on as we get closer to our blogoversary this September.Yes now it's official it's going to be this september.Although checking the blog archive will totally confuse you, since I have reposted and moved some articles way back to the date 2010 started.

So what would you be expecting in the coming days?

More videos! As far as I will be expecting leaked full-length videos of the pinoy movies, Cinco and Hating Kapatid I also am expecting for Pinoymovie.ca to upload HIgh Quality filipino films maybe If I may request those of which are part of last years MMFF.

Another, is that you might be prolly wondering why am I publishing a lot of unscheduled articles discussing stuffs about pinoy films and all that crap.When in fact we can go ahead and share more of the videos we found on the internet.You know?

As of the moment we got deindexed by google, and it was our fault.We encountered some major google deindexing problems, as we moved to a new domain.We deleted around 300 post and had them imported but discovered that they don't have the same permalink structure, this lead to a blog fiasco.

Around 180 pinoy movies articles which can be seen at google serps was failed to be crawled by google.And before every after we post something it displays immediately on the serps now we have to make sure our sites content is original to gain back trust to the unpredictable googlebot.

And we also would like to tell you that this site is purely legal!! You could treat us as accomplice to piracy, but we only know how to share and not to pirate.We've never even to Caribbean, so why should we be considered as pirates ayt?

So now, things are going fine but still we have to recover something that we had before.From 5000 daily visits we are down to at least 1000.So we hope you could help us by spreading the name and the link of the website.

Tell your friends! We need your help.Thank you and more powers, more videos and watch pinoy movies online!

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Living the Passion of Becoming A Moviemaker

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Since Grade School, I always wanted to be a film maker.But that wont be possible primarily because of some money matters,I haven't heard of any school which has that kind of course here in our place and because I am now a sophomore student taking the curse computer science.Now I am going to out a section on this watch movies blog, a section about movie concepts for film makers,directors and all.At home,I always have this stories, but they remained inside my head.I'm really not good on writing stuffs on paper.Every time I start something, I end up grieving for it -I scratch it and throw it on a garbage bin.

From this day forth I will have to post some of my stories here to wind up some concepts for our film makers out there.So keep buzzing because, my first motion picture is about to start.

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Unforgetable Dialog in the Movie One More Chance

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I'm so touchy when it comes to goodbyes.And every time I come to watch movie dramas my eyes always end up leaking.Days ago, I chanced upon this very remarkable scene in the movie One More Chance via Cinema One.And this I believe is one of the most melodramatic Filipino movie scenes!

Need I say More?

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Kimmy Dora 2 (The Sequel) - On the Works!

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Spring Films producer Piolo Pascual announced that Kimmy Dora (Kambal sa Kyeme)’s sequel is already in the works and is targeted to be released this year. Because of the positive results of the first movie, Piolo said that he and the whole production team were inspired to create the sequel immediately. “Ginagawa na namin, we had a meeting, me and my co-producers and I we have been through so many pitchings, iba’t-ibang concepts hindi lang Kimmy Dora. But definitely may timetable na yung Kimmy Dora, hopefully within the year maipalabas. Hindi lang ito spin-off nung first , it is really dire-derecho, there’s a story and yun nga maganda kasi ginawa namin yung Kimmy Dora 1 first draft lang siya,e, wala kaming ni-revise, we just had to trim it down para mas compressed pero this time marami nang ideas, ang dami nang nanganak (na concepts). We’re so excited because yun talaga yung pinagtutuunan ng pansin ng Spring Films,” said Piolo.

The sequel is entitled Kimmy Dora 3, jumping one step forward from supposedly Kimmy Dora 2. According to Piolo, it is due to his staff’s ‘idiosyncratic’ yet funny reasons. “Kasi sinasabi nila kapag may part two parang pang-connect yung part two sa three, e, so hindi na kami dumaan sa part two, dinerecho na namin sa three.” He was then asked if “3” meant that it is the last of the “installments”. “Hindi natin alam nung nag-hit naman yung Kimmy Dora, nanggaling din naman sa tao yung clamor for a sequel but siDirek Joyce Bernal kasi, alam niyo naman yung director natin may pagka-adik so naisip niya gawin KD3 (Kimmy Dora 3).” He added that they haven’t started shooting though, as they are still in pre-production stage. “Hindi pa po (kami nagta-taping). Same team pa rin kami, definitely nago-occular na and nagpre-pre-prod na.”

Piolo stated though that he is still unsure if he can be part of the cast this time around. “That remains to be seen. Sa Kimmy Dora 1 gusto ko sana lumabas but since I was bound by my contract with Star Cinema, I couldn’t. So dun lang ako sa outtakes, sa ending pero if there’s a role for me, yes, I’d like to be part of it pero siyempre ang bida mo naman dito si Uge (Eugene Domingo’s nickname), (we want to) really make her shine.”

Meanwhile, it was revealed during the interview that Kimmy Dora lead star Eugene Domingo was very happy to have received a huge bonus from Piolo. Piolo was then asked by the press people about how “huge” is huge. “Huwag na natin alamin yun, basta something na deserve niya because yun lang naman yung lambing niya, she was going to the States for the holidays and naihabol naman ng production staff yung bonus niya, she really deserved it.”

Since Piolo mentioned that the same team from Kimmy Dora will be working for the sequel, Piolo was asked if Dingdong Dantes (Kimmy Dora leading man) will still be part of the cast. “When we were doing the first part kasama naman siya talaga dun, he’s also a co-producer because meron kaming deal with him na he’s a sort of a co-producer na rin nga and if ever sumali (uli) siya dito open kami siyempre.” 

Source: http://www.abs-cbn.com/TV/Article/6488/Default.aspx

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Revenge of the Maguindanao Massacre Victims Movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFdJUcKidh4endofvid[starttext]Before anything else,I'd like to tell you that this post is part of our "Movie Concepts Features" as well as I would like to re-publish this so called "Movie Concepts feature here on Pinoymovieexpress" for aspiring movie makers.So if you always dreamed of making a movie (like me), then this might be the chance for you and your story to be adapted into movie.For some moviemakers,diretors even producers might have been here on Pinoy Movie Express.

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I'm starting to feel hopeless because of the slow resolution of the Maguindanao Massacre.Though Andal Ampatuan Jr. has been caught, there were no advancements of the case just yet.The government has been doing very bad in giving justice to the innocent victims of the massacre.Inspired by the game I played last night(Land of the Dead) and searched for a matte building in the net.I photoshoped a self-acclaimed movie poster of the movie "Revenge of the Maguindanao Massacre Victims".It still hasn't any story yet.Ahaha! How I wish I could articulate a story for this.Well maybe as soon as I'm finished with my novels.

On the other hand, I thought that it's about time that the innocent massacre victims pays back to what Andal Ampatuan Jr. has done to them.And to heat up the plot, they might as well haunt the government officials especially the President for not reassuring their justice.

What do you think?Just say it.Passivity Kill's Freedom!

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Top-Grossing Filipino Movies in (2009)

 [starttext]Starmometer.com, has unveiled the final tally of the Top Grossing movies in 2009.In the end of the Metro Manila Film Festival as well as the end of the year 2009, its inevitable that people just has to know which 2009 movie made it to the Top-Grossing Filipino flicks.

To start with,we all know that Star Cinema and Viva's sequel to "A very Special Love" entitled "You Changed My Life" is holding the title halfway through 2009.And on the set of MMFF, the battle heats up.And Boy, how glad I was to tell you that John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo is still the number 1 top grossing film in the history of Philippine Cinema.In My Life starring Ms.Vilma Santos and again John Lloyd Cruz follows in 2nd place.

The 3rd place goes to the comic tandem of the mega star, Sharon Cuneta and Ai Ai de Las Alas in BFF(Best Friends Forever).

While the list of Top-Grossing Filipino Movies in (2009) follows:

20 Top-Grossing Pinoy Movies at the Box Office for 2009
1. You Changed My Life (Star Cinema/Viva) – P230.44 M
2. In My Life (Star Cinema) – P135.73 M
3. BFF: Bestfriends Forever (Star Cinema) – P107.69 M
4. Ang Panday (GMA Films/Imus Productions) – P99.4 M
5. I Love You, Goodbye (Star Cinema) – P94.2 M
6. Ang Darling Kong Aswang (Octoarts/APT) – P89.6 million
7. Tenement 2 (Star Cinema) – P86.45 M
8. Kimmy Dora (Spring Films) – P80 M
9. Shake, Rattle and Roll XI (Regal) – P77.8 M
10. Ang Tanging Pamilya: A Marry Go Round (Star Cinema) – P72 M
11. Love Me Again: Land Down Under (Star Cinema) – P67.07 M
12. When I Met You (GMA Films) – P64.29 M
13. Yaya and Angelina (APT) – P63.87 M
14. And I Love You So (Star Cinema) – P54.09 M
15. Villa Estrella (Star Cinema) – P50.08 M
16. Sundo (GMA Films) – P47.18 M
17. Mano Po 6: A Mother’s Love (Regal Films) – P42.0 M
18. Nobody, Nobody But…Juan (RVQ) – P31.9 M
19. OMG: Oh, My Girl! (Regal Films) – P22.45 M
20. Tarot (Regal Films) – P18.14 M

Source: Starmometer.com

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Poll: WHAT 2009 MMFF MOVIE TO WATCH?

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Signs that you're watching a Filipino Movie!

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Its quite nice to take a plunge into the realm of filipino movie classics,those tagalog movies you can find hilarious because you have just notice some faulty and awkward scenes and of course,(don't deny)it's way too predictable.Filipino Movies as of today,are not quite hard to predict though,but we oftentimes throw left-handed compliments on them,like "it could have gotten better if. . .","it should have been like this.." and the whatnot.But lets not talk about the movies in our generation,instead let's have fun fault-finding,predicting and laughing on the classics!

So what are the signs that you are actually watching a pinoy movie?

This article might be too long because,I have compiled all,if not some of the signs that would eventually answer the question above.Try to laugh! because if you can't?It's either you're not a filipino or you're born in the 21st century.It could also be that you don't have Cinema one on your cable listings.

(watch old and new and classical movies here via live stream)

Direct to the point! here’s the list of the Top 91 Pinoy movie cliches.

1. Laging merong tita na nagger na matalas ang boses na pagsisi-sihin ang bida: “sinabi ko na kasi sa yo e…”

2. Ang plot merong kaparehong pelikula na inggles, iniba lang ang title.

3. Ang bakla laging binabatukan at pinipingot.

4. Ang mga alagad ng kontrabida laging “mga walang silbi!”

5. Isang oras ang rape scene.

6. Lahat ng bata parang nag babasa ng script at up and down ang tono ng boses: “sabi kasi ni kuyaaa…”… “kapag lumaki ako… gusto ko maging katulad moooo…”

7. Isang beses lang barilin ang mga kontrabida, tumitilansik at namamatay. Ang bida, kahit isang daang beses na binaril, nakakatakbo pa at may oras pa para mag speech sa ending.

8. Ang title ng pelikula ay isang sentence ang haba at kelangan sabihin sa climax.

9. Kapag lumilipad ang bida at may mga super powers, baduy ang special effects.

10. Sa comedy kapag natakot laging naka kunot ang mga mukha, sabay: “Ngiiii!”

11. Laging may sampalan. Kung iyakan naman, pinapabayaan lang ang luhang umagos sa bibig, na in reality, pinupunasan naman ng kamay, tissue, or yung shirt sleeve na suot ah

12. Palaging Huli sa Eksena ang mga Pulesss

13. Sa action movie, ang pinagmumulan ng paghihiganti ng bida ay ang pagkamatay ng ama, ina, kapatid, anak, asawa, tiyong tiyang, lolo o lola sa kamay ng kontra.

14. Parehong bahay ang laging gamit na hide-out ng mga kontra kahit ibat-ibang pelikula ito. Tiyak na makikita mo si Eddie Garcia lagi ang amo ng mga kontra.

15. Laging naka-leather jacket ang “mga bata,” kahit na mainit at tanghaling tapat.

16. Mura lang ang baril kaya ito ay tinatapon pag wala ng bala.

17. Unang magkakasagupa ang bida at si Paquito Diaz sa beerhouse. Magiging gerlpren ni bida yung magandang nagsasayaw o yung magandang waitress na binabastos ni Paquito.

18. O kaya naman ay magkakasagupa ang bida at kontra sa isang inuman session sa daan.

19. Hindi nasasaktan o nababalda ang bida pag siya ay nababaril, kahit na sa tiyan tinamaan at labas na ang bituka. Pero umaaray pag ginagamit siya ng kanyang gerlpren.

20. Laging huli ang mga pulis pag patay na si Eddie Garcia. May suot na puting tela sa ulo ang mga pulis. Mahal daw ang uniporme para madumihan.

21. Inaaresto ng mga pulis kahit sinong makitang buhay pero hindi inaaresto ang bida na ka-akbay ang kanyang gerlpren.

22. At kung Regal Films ang pelikula, tiyak na may beach scene at kantahan/sayawan.

23.Kapag yung sound effect ng suntukan, parang pakwan na dini-dribble.

24. Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

25. In a Pinoy cowboy movie, when the bida is shootng at the indians, he never runs out of bullets. But once it’s the contrabida, he suddenly runs out of bullets so they have to have a fist fight!

26. Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs. Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

27. Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

28. Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.

29. Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.

30. Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title ng pelikula.

31. Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa yung mga ulo nila.

32. Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola, mabibitawan at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na sasakyan, tapos itutulak siya ng bida. Yung bida naman ang nasa gita ng kalsada. Biglang may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya arms niya covering his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatd ng ‘kuyaaa!’. Next scene nasa ospital na sila. Simula na ng drama.

33. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.

34. Kapag may sinabi ng kontrabida ang masama niyang plano sa bida, ang sasabihin ng bida: “hayop ka!”

35. Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng amo niya sa ending.

36. Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng mahirap laging naka duster.

37. Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging may pinto sa likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide dahan-dahan pababa, tapos todo iyak with matching uhog.

38. In a love triangle, the less popular actor of the 2 vying for the leading lady, will either die, go to prison, go abroad, or gives in na lang.

39. Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, “Mga inutil!”

40. Sa comedy movie pag may patay, laging may bulak sa ilong.

41. Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.

42. Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort, ang huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast…sabay freeze.

43. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

44. Sa pinoy movie, after the rape scene, makikita mong naka-panty pa rin ang biktima.

45. Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.

46. Pag horror movie, yung mga halimaw parang gawa sa gulaman.

47. Pag car chase scene, laging may mababangga na patong-patong na kahon, o kaya kariton, o kaya fruitstand.

48. Marunong gumamit ng baril at asintado ang leading lady, kahit unang bese palang siya nakakahawak nito sa buong buhay niya!

49. Pag Seiko Films during the late 80’s/early 90’s, laging may kanta ng Michael Learns To Rock.

50. Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng “Inaaay!” at mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito. Moral lesson: Ang pancit, nakakamatay.

51. Sa tuwing may nililigawan si Vic Sotto or si Dolphy ang karibal nila sa babae ay either si Paquito Diaz or Rez Cortez

52. Binabatukan nina Vic Sotto or Dolphy ang kanilang sidekick kung bibitaw ito ng punchline. pero kung si Dolphy or Vic Sotto ang bibitaw ng punchline ang masasabi lang ng sidekick eh “ngiii”

53. Ang pinuno ng mga kontrabida ay taga-kongreso.

54. Si congressman ay may inaantay na epektos. at may ka-deal siya na grupo ng mga intsik isa sa kanila ay nangangalang Mr. Lee.

55. Ang anak ni Meyor ay rapist at kalimitang gumaganap nitong role ay si Kier Legaspi

56. Nagsasalita ng bisaya ang mga katulong sa pelikula.

57. Mga nakakatakot na goons naman ang itsura ng mga rebeldeng muslim. at kapag nasa Mindanao ang bida ay tiyak sasabak ito sa giyera na may sangkatutak na blasting effects.

58. Kapag nakita mong may bigote si Christopher de Leon sa pelikula, malamang ang role niya ay isang may-asawa na may tinatagong ibang babae.

59. Kapag nakita mo si Jay Manalo na may tattoo ay malamang sasabak ito sa matinding love scene. kung wala naman siyang pinapakitang tattoo tiyak wholesome ang movie na ito.

60. Sa drama films, pirmi ang karakter ni Aga Muhlach ay may alitan sa kanyang tatay.

61. Parating nag-iisip ng malalim si John Lloyd Cruz

62. parating hopeless romantic si Kristine Hermosa tila inaantay niya si Echo.

63. Sa pinoy romance flicks, ang bestfriend ng babaeng bida ay isang bakla.

64. sa pinoy romance flicks, ang babaeng bida ay nagtratrabaho sa advertising agency o di kaya isang events organizer. ang lalake naman ay isang photographer o di kaya isang pintor na walang direksyon sa buhay.

65. Ang mga bidang bata ay pinapalayas ni Bella Flores

66. Ang macho dancer ay may inang maysakit.

67. Ang pilosopong dialogue ay napupunta sa mga pokpok o bugaw.

68. Ang mga abogado sa pelikula ay nakasakay sa mercedes benz at sila rin ang nagsasabi sa babaeng bida na siya ang nawawalang anak ni Don Ramon.

69. Sa Pinoy courtroom drama, mag-iingay ang mga tao sa courtroom sa pagbasa ng hatol, at ang judge ay magagalit sabay pokpok sa gavel at sisigaw, “order, order in the court.”

70. Tuwing namamatay ang anak ng bidang babae sa hospital, ang usual dialogue ng mga doktor ay “Misis ginawan na namin ang aming makakaya.”

71. Ang mga kurakot na pulis ay parating nagtatambay sa bilyaran. at dun sila pupuntahan ni FPJ.

72. Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa yung mga ulo nila.

73. Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

74. Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng "Inaaay!" at mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito. Moral lesson: Ang pancit, nakakamatay.

75. Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs. Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

76 Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

77. Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.

78 Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.

79. Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title ng pelikula.

80. Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa mga goons niya, "Mga bata."

81. Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola, mabibitawan at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na sasakyan, tapos itutulak siya ng bida. Yung bida naman ang nasa gita ng kalsada. Biglang may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya arms niya covering his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatd ng 'kuyaaa!'. Next scene nasa ospital na sila. Simula na ng drama.

82. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.

83. Kapag may sinabi ng kontrabida ang masama niyang plano sa bida, ang sasabihin ng bida: "hayop ka!"

84. Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng amo niya sa ending.

85. Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng mahirap laging naka duster.

86. Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.

87. Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging may pinto sa likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide dahan-dahan pababa, tapos todo iyak with matching uhog.

88. Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, "Mga inutil!"

89. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

90. Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.

91. Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort, ang huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast…sabay freeze.

Do you have anything to say in addition to the above mentioned signs?Say it in the comments area below.

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Top 10 Upcoming Movies to Watch for August 2009

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On this very date, we will issue our monthly Top 10 Upcoming movies page.Where you will get notions of what to watch this month of August.So, for our Top 10 Best Upcoming Movies for August 2009...

August seems to be the lousiest month when it comes to movies.I mean,students just got back from their vacation.Which means less time for nightly movie gimmicks with your barkada's.You couldn't even have the inclination to watch tv shows, how much more for a movie that would eventually stop rolling after an hour or so?But with this August Movie Guide featuring Top 10 Upcoming Must-Watched Movies,bringing a popcorn while watching august movies online is simply exceptional! In no particular order let's hit it!
Julie & Julia: This is what food lovers and chef wannabes should give a damn on watching.The most talk-about upcoming movie.It's Meryl Streep's comeback together with Amy Adams.Meet Julie and Julia.Julia is a problogger who blogs about food and cooking.While Julie has the same passion on cooking only that they separated by time and space.Until they discover that with the right combination of passion, fearlessness and butter, anything is possible.

THE TIME TRAVELERS WIFE MOVIE: Based on the best selling novel by Audrey Niffene it tells a story about a love that transcends time.Henry had a genetic disorder that makes him time travel while Clare is his wife who makes paper sculptures.For those who wants to see romance and science fiction collide together you must see this.

And I love you so: Is a romantic,heavy drama movie that will center on an early widower portrayed by Bea Alonzo who cannot seem to overcome the love she had with her husband.She then found herself falling in love with another man but she can't just let go of her husband-her past.

The Final Destination- This movie what makes me love August the most.I so love the blood curdling scenes from Final Destination's 1,2 and 3.This is the fourth installment of Final Destination which centers on a young man named Nick who has a horrific premonition and escapes it.Sooner he found out that he together with the rest he saved from the supposed to be accident will have to face death.

District 9 - is an upcoming science fiction movie produced by Peter Jackson based on Alive in Joburg and directed by Neill Blomkamp.Set in Africa,District 9 is a place plagued by aliens and humans will have to face them otherwise suffer.

Shorts: There isn't so much kiddie movie on the line since January maybe this will make things go round for kids who once fell in love with superheroes Shark Boy and Lava Girl."Shorts" is set in the suburb of Black Falls, where all the houses look the same and everyone works for BLACK BOX Unlimited Worldwide Industries Incorporated, whose Mr. Black's BLACK BOX is the ultimate communication and do-it-all gadget that's sweeping the nation. Other than keeping his parents employed, however, Mr. Black's BLACK BOX has done nothing for 11-year-old Toe Thompson, who just wants to make a few friends...until a mysterious rainbow-colored rock falls from the sky, hits him in the head and changes everything.

Ponyo: From the creators of The Little Mermaid.Disney presents the latest animated film from Hayao Miyazaki entitled Ponyo.I'm really excited about this new disney animated film.The film has won several awards, including the Japan Academy Prize for Animation of the Year. It was released in Japan on July 19, 2008 and will be released in theaters in the US and Canada on August 14, 2009.

G.I. Joe Movie: Paramount pictures together with Hasbro will join with Spyglass entertainment on making another worldwide blockbuster action packed movie this 2009.G.I Joe which means Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity is a special operations unit of highly trained chosen people across the globe.

Bandslam: Is the comeback movie of Disney's High school Musical Princess,Vanessa Hudgens.Disney Channel superstars Vanessa Anne Hudgens ("High School Musical 1 & 2," "High School Musical 3") and Alyson Michalka ("Phil of the Future," pop duo Aly and AJ) join Gaelan Connell ("Chocolat"), Scott Porter ("Speed Racer") and Lisa Kudrow ("Friends") in the music-driven comedy "Bandslam." When gifted singer-songwriter Charlotte Banks (Michalka) asks new kid in town Will Burton (Connell) to manage her fledgling rock band, she appears to have just one goal in mind: go head-to-head against her egotistical musician ex-boyfriend, Ben (Porter), at the biggest event of the year, a battle of the bands.

The World's Greatest Dad: A comedy movie about a man who learns that the things you want most may not be the things that make you happy, and that being lonely is not necessarily the same as being alone.

The Pool Boys:A pool boy and a gardener turn an empty mansion into a home for women who belong to the world's oldest profession.

Now, what movie would you like to watch this August? Tell us why on the comments below. . .

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Upcoming Twilight Movies to Watch Out For!

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Summit Entertainments Upcoming Twilight Movies -After the birth of the box office hit movie Twilight based on Stephenie Meyer novels comes the ultimate saga of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen's love affair.New Moon Movie is upcoming this November 2009 which will feature Jacob Black as the rival of Edward Cullen for the love of Bella.Summit Entertainment is fast-tracking the third installment of the Twilight SAGA Movie which slated to hit the silverscreen by June 30 ,2010 which is entitled Eclipse Movie.



Heres the Upcoming Movie Eclipse Synopsis:



“As Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob — knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one more decision to make: life or death.”



We can bet that the movie will be titled The Twilight Saga Eclipse, following the decision made for New Moon’s title.



New Moon’s director Chris Weitz won’t be helming Twilight 3 because of conflicting schedules: he will be in post-production on New Moon at the same time that Eclipse will start shooting.



But of course Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will be back for this Eclipse movie, respectively as Edward the Vampire, Bella the undecided young lady, and Jacob the newly assumed Werewolf.



Another Upcoming Twilight movie and is the last installment of the Saga is Breaking Dawn.The fourth novel in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, Breaking Dawn will be adapted for the big screen.Like Twilight,New Moon and Eclipse this movies will follow the love triangle of Edward,


Bella and Jacob.




Is there going to be Midnight Sun Movie?It is still being debated if the Midnight Sun which will focus more on Edward Cullen's life is going to be adapted in the movie.


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Watch Pinoy Sex Scandals Online

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Pinoy Sex Scandal is one of Google.com.ph most coveted keywords which is about filipino's having intimate and obscene videos.I'm not shocked that it has something to do with pornography.Our supposed to be conservative females with the Maria Clara turned into instant online bitches because of some technological advancement.Which is an archive of pinay sex scandals,pinoy sex scandals,pinoy movie scandal,pinoy kantutan and the like.More and more youths are getting into these kind of stuff nowadays and yet only few have overcome it's disadvantages.

The videos of Free Pinoy Sex Scandals which has been leaking on the net has already ruined lives,families,careers,jobs and of course the reputation of our dear country.

Why are we making a big deal on watching these pinoy sex scandals?

I have doubts if Philippines is really ridden along with those countries who are sexually aroused all the time.I mean,Is it really us, Filipinos who do the searching about sex scandals ?What for? just up for fun or it's just out of curiosity?.I strongly believe Philippines still has that 60%-70% Filipina who still upholds the Maria Clara custom which is being conservative and with that, I think we are no sex scandal capital country.

The media is just one among those factors of why people had been searching for these pinoy sex scandal videos on the net.Just like for example the katrina halili and hayden kho video scandal.It was like a month or so that I have been hearing those lousy issues on the tv.And so, people inclined to google it.

Another factor is chatting.While posting this would you believe me the one beside me is already 63 years of age?Yes a granny who's wearing a sexy spaghetti with all the crappy crystal necklaces wrapped on her neck.She doesn't look rich, in fact she looks so odd and geeky.WTF,so creepy!Hey,where am I. . So there is this granny,and what the hell is she doing in the internet shop? Blogging? of course not.Playing online games? I hope she would.I guess she just wanted to to expose her baggy and wrinkly boobies in front of the cameras.She's chatting somebody. . a hoodlumy-looking Indian,an Australian pervert and an American who seemed to be like her grandchild.The primary reason why she chats is that because of money -she admitted she's a cyber prostitute.Personally i don't think it looks very odd to see a granny facing the net or was it her boobies being watched by horny morons out there -what's odd is that she should put on her dentures first.

So if you happen to get into this blog with the keyword Pinoy Sex Scandal, then Eureka for me!But don't hate me for this because Pinoymoviexpress will not only cover pinoy sex scandals but something related to it.Be sure to explore this blog and have fun watching pinoy sex scandal.

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