Tuesday, May 08, 2007
By Rich Man Salvatore-Dali
Target Internet Marketing
In this internet age, the frequency of hits dictates everything. Frequency of hits also indicates popularity, and probability of success. Target marketing in the new age. I am pretty sick and tired of being greeted daily, when I switch on my computer, that I need my penis to be enlarged. Not just me, even my female friends are suspected to need penis enlargements - how do they know?! As if that doesn't get you down, they then offer you truckloads of viagra and cialis - man, if only I get so much action each week. Maybe can buy some for your grandfather so that he doesn't pee on his feet everytime.
Now I don't play 4D anymore, f*** I am now winning 3 to 4 lotteries a DAY!
First its the Nigerians, then Arabs, now Asians... all very sloppy with excess funds and people dying without a will ... enough already, I don't want so much money especially since they do not belong to me in the first place. Some more, I already can win a few lotteries each day, I don't need your tainted money.
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Wowww..what a "I already can win a few lotteries each day," !?? u r so damn richhhhhh, gua banyak cemburu lahhhh, fyi mr rich man, rich in wealth is no rich as compared to rich in knowledge N personality,from the 4 letter words n penis enlargements that u posted, i think there r still room for u to enrich yr personality as well as yr knowledge^V^ why get so mad over my previous joke ? ha ha , by now we already know how rich u r after d above posting ^V^
Come to yr frequency of hits, ha ha another joke of d century, how can u compare a new born baby blog with a 60 years old rich man 's blog?? one only started counting d hits on 28 March 07 where d other one started hits counting way back in year 2005 ? further more, by counting d frequency of hits does not make u looks little smart at all ? most important is yr "end result " ^V^
Tell u a little story :
One 14 years old kid came to his mom n said " Mummy, I scored 100 marks in my english , I am d top scorer in my class "
Mom " woww...lu banyak pandai (clever , for oversea reader), what is yr ambition ?
Son : I want to be either engineer or fund manager , mom.
Mom : Good , what about yr maths n science ? flying color also ?
Son : (hesitate 4 a while) sorry mom, i failed in both of them lah
Mom : Opppsss ??? his mom stuck 4 little while n then said : No worry son, yr father is billionaire, I will ask papa to open a securities n construction firm for u..n u still can be engineer n "FUN" manager, right ?
Son : Yahoooooo, see ? lose in money never mind as long as u dont lose in face !
End ^V^
Mr rich man, shares investment is solely depends on brain play not language play , no matter how good u can write in yr blog , it is all nonsense without "end result" unless u come n tell me yours is English literature blog then i will go n fly kite !
Sorry Mr rich man if i offended u, dont worry, I will get lost from my blog by latest 1Qtr of 08, n u can becomes d king again in no man island ^V^
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